5 Ways to Get Over Insane Jealousy

So not all of us are going to be in Spain this holiday weekend, or the Hamptons, or, hell, even Jones Beach. But that's no reason to hang at the pity party. Any New Yorker knows these are the best kinds of weekends, cause with all the vacation-home set out of town, the rest of us can actually get into things.  So without further adieu, my top 5 list of things to do this weekend, not all Brooklyn-related.

1) Eat at wd50. A friend has a reservation, and I'm so tagging along.
2) See Paprika, the coolest-sounding movie ever in the history of cool-sounding movies.
3) Take Crafty's recommendation for BargeMusic and get myself some classical edumacation.
4) Check out the new waterfront park in Williamsburg, laugh at ironic "Baywatch"-style bikinis.
5) Follow it up by watching the tips of asymmetrical haircuts get accidentally dunked in BBQ sauce.