The Name Alone Inspires Wincing

From the people who brought you the esteemed 70s-themed Polly Esther's and 80s-themed Culture Club comes (drum roll please) Nerveana. (Yes, spelled just like that.) It's a 90s-themed dance club that promises to "capture the spirit of the 1990's decade"!!! One gem that's sure to get attention inside the "90s theme park" (not my words) is a Sharon Stone-themed room. According to the press release, one of the three portraits of Stone's character comes from the movie's legs-open scene but "with a puff of smoke billowing from her nether regions." Perhaps all this is a bit more palatable after sucking down a John Wayne Bobbit cocktail, described as a "cut above the rest."

Words fail me.

You can find Nerveana at 179 Varick Street.

UPDATE: Blogger Verbose Coma's take on the whole Nerveana phenomenon.